Fireworks, from janky slope by Hennepin Avenue Bridge.
Just overheard on the police scanner: “Woman reports a squirrel has fallen and is now impaled on a stick in her backyard.” Our doomed rodent had no idea this morning it would die a grisly, stick-related death and be mocked on Tumblr, all before noon. The indignity of it all.
There’s a lesson here for all of us, folks. And it is don’t climb trees in the cold.
So it turns out this happened at Club Jager last night. I also just learned he was from Minneapolis, had no idea.
PETE CAMPBELL/VINCENT KARTHEISER COMES HOME TO PARTY. Meanwhile, I stay home to watch a Ken Burns documentary on PBS. And Up. Possible Pete Campbell bitch face sighting? Fumbled. Fingers crossed for a Trudy appearance, everyone.
Add this to the pile of Homer Hankies I fully intend to frame one day. And ohgoodchristpleasenottheYankees.